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Page 150

Posted on
August 01, 2018

Chapter: Chapter 3

Characters: Belfry, Briar, Mary, Tess, Walter, Callie

Tags: Cameo

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Wow! We're at page 150 already! And Allaze's patreon cameo Mary crops up for a brief appearance. We'll see her again! Thanks for lending me Mary, Allaze!


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Transcript

WALTER: So, how are you doing?
BRIAR: Fine.

WALTER: You don't look fine. You are looking... stretched thin.
BRIAR: I'm just frustrated! Why can't they just buck up and apologize already?

WALTER: Have you not noticed? It is because they are the same.
BRIAR: WHAT?! No they're not! They're polar opposites!

[SFX: SMACK]
TESS & BELFRY: Hhmph!!!
[SFX: SPLUT]

BRIAR: ...Nevermind. I see what you mean.
BRIAR (muttered, in [Russian]): (The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...)

[OUTDATED]

WALTER: Also, wie geht es dir?
BRIAR: Gut.

WALTER: Du siehst aber nicht gut aus. Eher... zum Zerreissen gespannt.
BRIAR: Ich bin nur frustriert! Warum können die sich nicht einfach malzusammenreißen?

WALTER: Hast du es nicht bemerkt? Das kommt, weil sie sich so ähnlich sind.
BRIAR: WAS?! Sind sie nicht! Sie sind absolute Gegensätze!

SFX: ZACK
TESS AND BELFRY: Hhmph!!!
SFX: PFLATSCH

BRIAR: ...Vergiss es. Ich seh was du meinst. [Der Apfel fällt nicht weit vom Stamm]

WALTER : Alors, comment vas-tu ?
BRIAR : Très bien.

WALTER : Tu n’as pas l’air bien. Tu as l'air... étirée.
BRIAR : Je suis juste frustrée ! Pourquoi ne peuvent-elles pas se ressaisir et s'excuser, simplement ?

WALTER : Tu n'as pas remarqué ? C'est parce qu'elles sont identiques.
BRIAR : QUOI ?! Non, ce n'est pas le cas ! Elles sont aux antipodes !

[SFX : SMACK]
TESS ET BELFRY : Hhmph !!!
[SFX : SPLURT]

BRIAR : ... Laisse tomber. Je vois ce que tu veux dire.
BRIAR (marmonné, en [russe]) : (La pomme ne tombe pas loin de l'arbre...)

[OUTDATED]

WALTER: I co, jak się czujesz?
BRIAR: Dobrze.

WALTER: Nie wyglądasz za dobrze. Wyglądasz jakoś ...cienko.
BRIAR: Bo jestem zirytowana! Czy oni już nie mogą się pogodzić?

WALTER: Jeszcze nie zauważyłaś? To dlatego że one są takie same.
BRIAR: CO?! One nie są! Są totalnym przeciwieństwem!

SFX: TRZASK
TESS I BELFRY: Hhmph!!!
SFX: SPLUT

BRIAR: ...Nieważne. Już widzę o co chodzi. [Niedaleko pada jabłko od jabłoni]

WALTER: Então, como você vai?
BRIAR: Bem.

WALTER: Você não parece bem. Você está parecendo... amassada.
BRIAR: Eu só estou frustrada! Por quê eles não podem se resolver e pedir desculpa já?

WALTER: Você não percebeu?
WALTER: É porquê elas são as mesmas.
BRIAR: QUÊ?!
BRIAR: Não, elas não são! Elas são opostos polares!

[SFX: SMACK]
TESS e BELFRY: Hhmph!!!
[SFX: SPLUT]

BRIAR: ...Esquece. Eu vejo o quê você diz.
BRIAR (resmungado, em [Russo]): [A maçã não cai longe da macieira...]

WALTER: אז, מה קורה איתך?
BRIAR: אחלה.

WALTER: את לא נראית אחלה. את נראית... רזה מאוד.
BRIAR: אני פשוט מתוסכלת! למה הן לא יכולות פשוט לאזור אומץ ולהתנצל?

WALTER: לא שמת לב? זה משום שהן בול אותו דבר.
BRIAR: מה?! לא הן לא! הן שני הפכים גמורים!

[SFX: סמאק]
TESS & BELFRY: הממפף!!!
[SFX: ספלוט]

BRIAR: ...לא משנה. אני מבינה למה התכוונת.
BRIAR (muttered, in [Russian]): (התפוח לא נפל רחוק מהעץ...)

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