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November 28, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 3
Characters: Belfry, Briar, Callie, Tess
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Zaukodar's Callie continues to buy her pies! Poor Briar. Callie will return later!
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits!CALLIE: I think I'd like two strawberry pasties, please!
TESS: ALL I'M SAYING IS SLOW DOWN BEFORE WE HAVE NO MORE STOCK TO SELL!!
BRIAR: I'm so sorry about this, Callie...
BELFRY: THAT'S IT!!! WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY, MUM?!
TESS: NOTHING IS WITH ME TODAY!
BELFRY: YOU'RE YELLING AT ME AN AWFUL LOT FOR NOTHING!
CALLIE: Oh, it's fine!
TESS: I KNOW!!! JUST DO IT, OKAY?!
BELFRY: FINE!!!!
BRIAR: Good luck with your produce, Miss Callie.
CALLIE: Good luck to you too, Briar.
BELFRY: I'LL BE CAREFULLER THAN I WAS! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!
TESS: YES I'M HAPPY NOW!
BELFRY: GOOD!!!
TESS: BUT DON'T DROP THEM, EITHER!
BELFRY: OH MY GOD
[OUTDATED]
CALLIE: Ich denke, ich nehme zwei Erdbeerpasteten, bitte!
TESS: DU SOLLST NUR LANGSAM MACHEN BEVOR WIR NICHTS MEHR DAVON VERKAUFEN KÖNNEN!!
BRIAR: Das tut mir so leid, Callie.
BELFRY: GENUG JETZT!!! WAS IST BLOSS HEUTE MIT DIR LOS, MUM?!
TESS: GAR NICHTS IST LOS MIT MIR!
BELFRY: DAFÜR SCHREIST DU MICH ABER GANZ SCHÖN VIEL AN!
CALLIE: Och, alles gut!
TESS: ICH WEISS!!! MACHS EINFACH, OKAY?!
BELFRY: FEIN!!!!
BRIAR: Viel Glück mit deinem Verkaufsstand, Callie.
CALLIE: Dir auch viel Glück, Briar.
BELFRY: ICH ZERDRÜCK SCHON KEINE MEHR! BIST DU JETZT ZUFRIEDEN?!
TESS: JA ICH BIN ZUFRIEDEN!
BELFRY: GUT!!!
TESS: ABER LASS AUCH KEINE FALLEN!
BELFRY: OH MEIN GOTT!
CALLIE : Je pense que j'aimerais deux pâtés aux fraises, s'il te plaît !
TESS : TOUT CE QUE JE DIS, C'EST DE RALENTIR AVANT QUE NOUS N'AYONS PLUS DE STOCK À VENDRE !!
BRIAR : Je suis vraiment désolée pour ça, Callie...
BELFRY : C'EST ÇA !!! QU'EST-CE QU'IL Y A AVEC TOI AUJOURD'HUI, MAMAN ?!
TESS : IL N'Y A RIEN AVEC MOI AUJOURD'HUI !
BELFRY : TU ME CRIES DESSUS BEAUCOUP TROP POUR RIEN !
CALLIE : Oh, c'est bon !
TESS : JE SAIS !!! CONTENTES-TOI DE FAIRE, D'ACCORD ?!
BELFRY : BIEN!!!!
BRIAR : Bonne chance avec vos produits, Miss Callie.
CALLIE : Bonne chance à toi aussi, Briar.
BELFRY : JE FERAIS PLUS ATTENTION QUE JE NE LE FAISAIS ! ES-TU CONTENTE MAINTENANT?!
TESS : OUI, JE SUIS CONTENTE MAINTENANT !
BELFRY : BON !!!
TESS : MAIS NE LES LÂCHE PAS NON PLUS !
BELFRY : OH MON DIEU
[OUTDATED]
CALLIE: Poproszę dwa truskawkowe ciasteczka!
TESS: ZWOLNIJ ZANIM NIE BĘDZIE CO SPRZEDAWAĆ!!
BRIAR: Przepraszam za to, Callie.
BELFRY: NO NIE!!! CO Z TOBĄ DZISIAJ JEST MAMO?!
TESS: NIC ZE MNĄ NIE JEST
BELFRY: CIĄGLE NA MNIE KRZYCZYSZ BEZ POWODU!
CALLIE: Och, nie ma sprawy!
TESS: WIEM!!! PO PROSTU RÓB CIASTO OKEJ?!
BELFRY: DOBRA!!!!
BRIAR: Życzę Pani powodzenia na straganie.
CALLIE: Tobie też, Briar.
BELFRY: BĘDĘ OSTROŻNIEJSZA NIŻ WCZEŚNIEJ! JESTEŚ SZCZĘŚLIWA?!
TESS: TAK JESTEM!
BELFRY: ŚWIETNIE!!!
TESS: ALE NIE UPUŚC ICH PRZYPADKIEM!
BELFRY: O MÓJ BOŻE
CALLIE: Eu acho que gostaria de duas tortinhas de morango, por favor!
TESS: O QUÊ EU ESTOU DIZENDO É QUE É PRA IR MAIS DEVAGAR ANTES QUE NÓS NÃO TENHAMOS MAIS ESTOQUE PRA VENDER!!
BRIAR: Me desculpa sobre isso, Callie.
BELFRY: É ISSO!!! O QUÊ QUE TEM COM VOCÊ HOJE, MÃE?!
TESS: NÃO TEM NADA COMIGO HOJE
BELFRY:* VOCÊ ESTÁ GRITANDO COMIGO BASTANTE POR NADA!*
CALLIE: Ah, sem problemas!
TESS: EU SEI!!! SÓ PARA, OK?!
BELFRY: TÁ BOM!!!!
BRIAR: Boa sorte com sua venda, senhora.
CALLIE: Boa sorte pra você também, Briar.
BELFRY: EU VOU MAIS CUIDADOSA QUE EU ERA! ESTÁ FELIZ AGORA?!
TESS: SIM EU TÔ FELIZ AGORA!
BELFRY: ÓTIMO!!!
TESS: MAS TAMBÉM NÃO DERRUBA ELAS!
BELFRY: AI MEU DEUS