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November 21, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 3
Characters: Belfry, Briar, Callie, Tess
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And a cameo who hasn't spent a lot of time in focus finally gets a word in! Welcome to Callie, Zaukodar's patreon cameo. Thanks as always for the support, Zau!
Looks like Belfry and Tess still haven't given it a rest yet.
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits!TESS: STOP SQUISHING THE PIES!!
BELFRY: THEN STOP YELLING AT ME!!!
TESS: I'M NOT YELLING; I'M SCOLDING!!
BELFRY: IT SOUNDS LIKE YELLING TO ME!
TESS: THEN LET ME LAY IT OUT FOR YOU: WE CAN'T SELL SQUISHED PIES!!
BELFRY: I KNOW!!!!
BRIAR: H... how's the festival going, Callie?
CALLIE: Oh, quite cracking, thanks!
CALLIE: My produce is moving very nicely.
BELFRY: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SQUISHING THEM ON PURPOSE!
TESS: OF COURSE NOT, I JUST WANT YOU TO BE CAREFUL!
BELFRY: I AM CAREFUL!
TESS: NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH!!!
[OUTDATED]
TESS: ZERQUETSCH DIE KUCHEN NICHT!!
BELFRY: DANN HÖR AUF MICH ANZUSCHREIEN!!!
TESS: ICH SCHREIE NICHT, ICH SCHIMPFE!!
BELFRY: HÖRT SICH ABER WIE SCHREIEN AN!
TESS: GUT, DANN ICH SAGS NOCHMAL DEUTLICH: WIR KÖNNEN KEINE ZERMATSCHTEN KUCHEN VERKAUFEN!!
BELFRY: WEISS ICH!!!!
BRIAR: Wie... wie gefällt dir das Fest, Callie?
CALLIE: Oh, ganz schön toll, danke! Meine Produkte verkaufen sich sehr gut.
BELFRY: ICH ZERMATSCH SIE DOCH NICHT MIT ABSICHT!
TESS: NATÜRLICH NICHT, DU SOLLST BLOSS AUFPASSEN!
BELFRY: ICH PASS DOCH AUF!
TESS: WOHL NICHT GENUG!!!
TESS : ARRÊTE D'ÉCRASER LES TARTES !!
BELFRY : ALORS ARRÊTE DE ME CRIER DESSUS !!!
TESS : JE NE CRIE PAS ; JE GRONDE !!
BELFRY : ÇA SONNE COMME CRIER !
TESS : ALORS LAISSE-MOI T'EXPOSER CELA : NOUS NE POUVONS PAS VENDRE DE TARTES ÉCRASÉES !!
BELFRY : JE SAIS!!!!
BRIAR : C... comment se passe le festival, Callie ?
CALLIE : Oh, vraiment génial, merci !
CALLIE : Mes produits évoluent très bien.
BELFRY : CE N'EST PAS COMME SI JE LES ÉCRASAIS EXPRÈS !
TESS : BIEN SÛR QUE NON, JE VEUX JUSTE QUE TU FASSES ATTENTION !
BELFRY : JE FAIS ATTENTION !
TESS : PAS ASSEZ ATTENTION !!!
[OUTDATED]
TESS: NIE GNIEĆ TYCH CIAST!!
BELFRY: TO NIE KRZYCZ NA MNIE!!!
TESS: NIE KRZYCZĘ, TYLKO CI MÓWIĘ!!
BELFRY: DLA MNIE TO BRZMI JAK KRZYK!
TESS: WIĘC DLA TWOJEJ ŚWIADOMOŚCI: NIE MOŻEMY SPRZEDAWAĆ ZGNIECIONYCH CIAST!!
BELFRY: WIEM!!!!
BRIAR: J...Jak ci mija festiwal Callie?
CALLIE: Och, bardzo fajnie, dzięki! Moje produkty schodzą jak ciepłe bułeczki.
BELFRY: ALE JA ICH NIE GNIOTĘ SPECJALNIE!
TESS: NO TAK, JA TYLKO CHCE ŻEBYŚ BYŁA OSTROŻNA!
BELFRY: JESTEM OSTROŻNA!
TESS: NIE WYSTARCZAJĄCO OSTROŻNA!!!
TESS: PARA DE AMASSAR AS TORTAS!!
BELFRY: ENTÃO PARA DE GRITAR COMIGO!!!
TESS: EU NÃO ESTOU GRITANDO, ESTOU DANDO BRONCA!!
BELFRY: PARECE QUE VOCÊ ESTÁ GRITANDO PRA MIM!
TESS: BEM ENTÃO DEIXA EU SOLETRAR PRA VOCÊ: NÃO PODEMOS VENDER TORTAS AMASSADAS!!
BELFRY: EU SEI!!!!
BRIAR: C...como está indo o festival, Callie?
CALLIE: Ah, tá jóia, obrigada!
CALLIE: Meus produtos estão se movimentando bem.
BRIAR: Bom! Isso é bom!
BELFRY: NÃO É COMO SE EU ESTIVE AMASSANDO ELAS DE PROPÓSITO!
TESS: CLARO QUE NÃO, SÓ QUERO QUE SEJA CUIDADOSA!
BELFRY: EU SOU CUIDADOSA!
TESS: NÃO É CUIDADOSA O BASTANTE!!!