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December 12, 2018
Chapter: Chapter 3
Characters: Belfry, Briar, Tess
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Briar is done dealing with your shit, y'all. Time to get with the program!
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits!BRIAR: So.
BRIAR: Who wants to go first?
BRIAR: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
BRIAR: Mum, Tamberlane's here to stay. Stop being an arse to Belfry about it.
BRIAR: Belfry, Mum probably has some actually good points to make, or whatever.
BRIAR: Now talk.
BRIAR: Or I'll dunk you both in the frying oil.
[OUTDATED]
BRIAR: So. Wer macht den Anfang?
BRIAR: NICHT EUER ERNST!!
BRIAR: Mum, Belfry hat Tamberlane adoptiert. Hör auf, deswegen so rumzuzicken.
BRIAR: Belfry, Mum hat jahrelange Erfahrung. Du solltest auf das hören, was sie sagt.
BRIAR: Jetzt redet. Oder ich tunk euch beide eigenhändig ins Frittieröl.
BRIAR : Alors.
BRIAR : Qui veut commencer ?
BRIAR : AH ÇA POUR CRIER FORT !!
BRIAR : Maman, Tamberlane est là pour rester. Arrête de jouer la crétine envers Belfry à ce sujet.
BRIAR : Belfry, maman a probablement de très bons arguments à faire valoir, ou autre.
BRIAR : Maintenant parlez.
BRIAR : Ou je vous trempe toutes les deux dans l'huile de friture.
[OUTDATED]
BRIAR: No. To kto pierwszy?
BRIAR: NA LITOŚĆ BOSKĄ!!
BRIAR: Mamo, Belfry zaadoptowała Tamberlane. Przestań się źle zachowywać z tego powodu.
BRIAR: Belfry, Mama ma lata doświadczenia. Powinnaś słuchać co ona do ciebie mówi, albo jak chcesz.
BRIAR: Teraz gadajcie. Albo was obu wtrącę do gorącego oleju.
BRIAR: Então. Quem quer ir primeiro?
BRIAR: QUALÉ!!
BRIAR: Mãe, a Tamberlane tá aqui pra ficar. Para de ser teimosa com a Belfry sobre isso.
BRIAR: Belfry, a Mãe provavelmente tem alguns pontos bons de verdade pra fazer, ou coisa assim.
BRIAR: Agora conversem.
BRIAR: Ou eu vou jogar vocês duas no óleo quente.