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August 02, 2016
Chapter: Chapter 1
Characters: Anthony, Briar, Piper
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Piper! Language!!
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits!PIPER: You're supposed to protect us!
[SFX: SHOVE]
BRIAR: Oh, NOW who's a chicken?!
ANTHONY: Piper, can't we just go to school?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]
ANTHONY: Piper, if you get hurt, I'll get into trouble!
ANTHONY: I don't want to get in trouble, again!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]
ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]
PIPER: Holy sh-
[SFX: AAOOO]
[OUTDATED]
PIPER: 你應該保護我們的!
[SFX: SHOVE]
BRIAR: 哦,現在誰是膽小鬼了?!
ANTHONY: Piper,我們就去上學好嗎?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]
ANTHONY: Piper,如果你受傷了,我會惹上麻煩的!
ANTHONY: 我不想再惹上麻煩了!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]
ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]
PIPER: 我的天啊
[SFX: AAOOO]
[OUTDATED]
PIPER: Du sollst uns doch eigentlich beschützen!
[SFX: SCHUBS]
BRIAR: Oh, WER ist JETZT der Angsthase?!
ANTHONY: Piper, können wir nicht einfach zur Schule gehen?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]
ANTHONY: Piper, wenn dir was passiert, komm ich in Schwierigkeiten!
ANTHONY: Ich will nicht schon wieder Schwierigkeiten!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]
ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]
PIPER: Heilige Sch-
[SFX: AAOOO]
PIPER : Tu es sensée nous protéger !
[SFX : POUSSE]
BRIAR : Oh, qui est la poule mouillée MAINTENANT ?!
ANTHONY : Piper, on peut aller à l'école ?!
[SFX : WAWOOOAWAAAA]
ANTHONY : Piper, si tu es blessée, je vais encore avoir des ennuis !
ANTHONY : Je ne veux pas avoir encore des ennuis !
[SFX : WAAAOOOOOO]
ANTHONY : PIPERRR !!
[SFX : WAAOOOO]
PIPER : Oh me-
[SFX : AAOOO]
[OUTDATED]
PIPER: Miałaś nas chronić!
[SFX: POPCHNIĘCIE]
BRIAR: I kto tu TERAZ jest tchórzem?
ANTHONY: Piper, nie możemy już iść do szkoły?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]
ANTHONY: Piper, jeśli coś ci się stanie to mi się oberwie!
ANTHONY: Nie chcę znowu mieć kłopotów!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]
ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]
PIPER: O kur-
[SFX: AAOOO]
PIPER: Era pra você proteger a gente!
[SFX: EMPURRA]
BRIAR: Ah, AGORA quem é a arregona?!
ANTHONY: Piper, nós não podemos só ir pra escola?!
[SFX: WAWOOOGAWAAAA]
ANTHONY: Piper, se você se machucar eu vou me encrencar!
ANTHONY: Eu não quero entrar em encrenca de novo!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOO]
ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]
PIPER: Eita po-
[SFX: AAOOO]
[OUTDATED]
ПІПЕР: Ти маєш нас захищати!
[SFX: ШТОВХ]
БРАЄР: О, ТЕПЕР хто курка?!
ЕНТОНІ: Піпере, ми не можемо просто піти до школи?!
[SFX: ВАОАВАОАУААА]
ЕНТОНІ: Піпере, якщо ти постраждаєш, я потраплю у халепу!
ЕНТОНІ: Я не хочу знову мати проблеми!!
[SFX: ВАААОООООО]
ЕНТОНІ: ПІПЕРЕ!!
[SFX: ВААОООО]
ПІПЕР: Офіг-
[SFX: ААООО]