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Page 13

Posted on
August 02, 2016

Chapter: Chapter 1

Characters: Anthony, Briar, Piper

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Author's Notes:

Piper! Language!!

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Transcript

PIPER: You're supposed to protect us!
[SFX: SHOVE]
BRIAR: Oh, NOW who's a chicken?!

ANTHONY: Piper, can't we just go to school?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]

ANTHONY: Piper, if you get hurt, I'll get into trouble!

ANTHONY: I don't want to be in trouble again!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]

ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]

PIPER: Holy sh-
[SFX: AAOOO]

PIPER: Du sollst uns doch eigentlich beschützen!
[SFX: SCHUBS]
BRIAR: Oh, WER ist JETZT der Angsthase?!

ANTHONY: Piper, können wir nicht einfach zur Schule gehen?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]

ANTHONY: Piper, wenn dir was passiert, komm ich in Schwierigkeiten!

ANTHONY: Ich will nicht schon wieder Schwierigkeiten!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]

ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]

PIPER: Heilige Sch-
[SFX: AAOOO]

PIPER: Tu es sensée nous protéger!
[SFX: SHOVE]
BRIAR: Oh, qui est la peureuse MAITNENANT?!

ANTHONY: Piper, on peut aller à l'école?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]

ANTHONY: Piper, si tu te blesses, je vais avoir des problèmes!

ANTHONY: Je ne veux pas avoir d'ennuis!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]

ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]

PIPER: Oh me-
[SFX: AAOOO]

PIPER: Miałaś nas chronić!
[SFX: POPCHNIĘCIE]
BRIAR: I kto tu TERAZ jest tchórzem?

ANTHONY: Piper, nie możemy już iść do szkoły?!
[SFX: WAWOOOAWAAAA]

ANTHONY: Piper, jeśli coś ci się stanie to mi się oberwie!

ANTHONY: Nie chcę znowu mieć kłopotów!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOOO]

ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]

PIPER: O kur-
[SFX: AAOOO]

PIPER: Era pra você nos proteger!
[SFX: EMPURRA]
BRIAR: Ah, agora quem é a arregona?!

ANTHONY: Piper, nós não podemos só ir pra escola?!
[SFX: WAWOOOGAWAAAA]

ANTHONY: Piper, se você se machucar eu vou me encrencar!

ANTHONY: Eu não quero entrar em encrenca de novo!!
[SFX: WAAAOOOOO]

ANTHONY: PIPERRR!!
[SFX: WAAOOOO]

PIPER: Caral-
[SFX: AAOOO]

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