Author's Notes:
Cur and co might be jerks, but they also can never catch a break! Sheesh!!
Thanks as always to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Kira (Ashley) for their cameos! And thanks to Knack Whittle for flatting!
Tamberlane Books Now Available!
You can pick up the Arc 1 Omnibus and all 4 remastered softcovers here!!
Now, some notes:
We do not guarantee that the physical books will arrive in time for Christmas.
They will not be shipped until the Kickstarter and Backerkit is finished being fulfilled. We expect that will be mid-December, but as White Squirrel will go on holiday starting December 19th, it might not be until January next year.
Prefer your comics digital? Then the PDF versions of all of the above are for you! You can find those here, but they ALSO come free with purchase of the physical versions!
GPSR and Canada Shipping Complications
Unfortunately, I have some rough news: EU and Northern Ireland residents have until December 19th, 5:00pm PST to place orders in the shop. After that, due to new regulation, we will be unable to sell you fine folks anything (even digital files!) for the foreseeable future. Any order placed before that deadline will be fulfilled, even if it has to be fulfilled early next year. We hope to be able to change this eventually, but for now, we do what we must.
The Canadian Postal strike, meanwhile, means that we will hold any Canadian order that's using USPS or Asendia until the strike is done. UPS, Fed-Ex, and DHL are still active and available shipping options, however!
For more information about this, holiday deadlines, and additional shipping information, please see this post.
New TfT Released!
At long last, the promised Walter/Tess short comic, Just Across the River, drawn by Minty Messerly, is now released! Buy it here!
Patreon Birthday Sale
It's my birthday this month!! Until December 14th, 8:35am PST, all new monthly subscriptions to the Tamberlane Patreon are 15% off!! Just use code EA527 at checkout!
(Yeah, I know the time choice is, uh, weird; I messed up and can't fix it :'D oh well??)
That's everything I have for you today, folks! I am sure there are going to be a dozen hiccups that spring up in the next couple of days, but hey, we do what we can.
🎄 Happy holidays and enjoy! 🎄
Transcript
BELFRY: Are you hurt?!
BELFRY: They didn't hurt you, did they?!
BELFRY: Thank goodness! I was so worried!
ANTHONY: Miss Belfry, they hurt Piper!
BELFRY: Who hurt Piper??
BELFRY: Was it Cur?
TAMBERLANE (quietly): Rrrgh!
BELFRY: You little jerks did this, didn't you?!
BELFRY: And you upset Tamberlane, too!!
CUR: What?!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): rrrrRRR
KIRA: That's not fair!
CUR: Yeah, she was bullying us!
JONAS: Lookit her! She's tryin' to kill us!
TAMBERLANE: AWAARAA
[OUTDATED]
BELFRY: Bist du verletzt?!
BELFRY: Sie haben dir nichts getan, oder?!
BELFRY: Dem Himmel sei Dank, ich hab mir solche Sorgen gemacht!
ANTHONY: Frau Belfry, sie haben Piper wehgetan!
BELFRY: Wer hat das getan??
TAMBERLANE: Rrrgh!
BELFRY: Ihr kleinen Fieslinge wart das, nicht wahr?!
BELFRY: Und ihr habt Tamberlane traurig gemacht!!
CUR: Was?!
TAMBERLANE: rrrrRRR
KIRA: Das ist nicht fair!
CUR: Ja, sie hat uns geärgert!
JONAS: Schau sie nur an! Sie wollte uns umbringen!
TAMBERLANE: AWAARA
BELFRY : Es-tu blessée ?!
BELFRY : Ils ne t'ont pas fait de mal, n'est-ce pas ?!
BELFRY : Dieu merci ! J'étais si inquiète!
ANTHONY : Miss Belfry, ils ont blessé Piper !
BELFRY : Qui a blessé Piper ??
BELFRY : Était-ce Cabot ?
TAMBERLANE (doucement) : Rrrgh !
BELFRY : Vous avez fait ça, petits crétins, n'est-ce pas ?!
BELFRY : Et vous avez aussi bouleversé Tamberlan !!
CABOT : Quoi ?!
TAMBERLANE (à voix basse) : rrrrRRR
KIRA : Ce n'est pas juste !
CABOT : Ouais, elle nous intimidait !*
JONAS : Regardez-la ! Elle essaie de nous tuer !
TAMBERLANE : AWAARAA
BELFRY: Você tá machucada?!
BELFRY: Eles não te machuram, não?!
BELFRY: Ainda bem! Eu estava tão preocupada!
ANTHONY: Senhora Belfry, eles machucaram a Piper!
BELFRY: Quem machucou a Piper??
TAMBERLANE (quietamente): Rrrgh!
BELFRY: Seus babaquinhas que fizeram isso, não?!
BELFRY: E vocês chatearam a Tamberlane, também!!
RAFEIRO: Quê?!
TAMBERLANE (quietamente): rrrrRRR
KIRA: Isso não é justo!
RAFEIRO: É, ela tava encrencando com a gente!
JONAS: Dá uma olhada nela! Ela tá tentando matar a gente!
TAMBERLANE: AWAARA
БЕЛФРІ: Ти поранена?!
БЕЛФРІ: Вони не завдали тобі шкоди, чи не так?!
БЕЛФРІ: Слава Богу! Я так хвилювався!
ЕНТОНІ: Пані Белфрі, вони поранили Піпер!
БЕЛФРІ: Хто заподіяв біль Піпер??
БЕЛФРІ: Це був Пес?
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН (тихо): Ррргх!
БЕЛФРІ: Ви маленькі придурки зробили це, чи не так?!
БЕЛФРІ: І ви засмутили Темберлейн!
ПЕС: Що?!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН (тихо): ррррРРР
КІРА: Це не чесно!
ПЕС: Так, вона залякувала нас!
ДЖОНАС: Подивіться на неї! Вона намагалася вбити нас!
ТЕМБЕРЛЕЙН: АВААРАА
BELFRY: את נפגעת?!
BELFRY: הם לא פגעו בך, נכון?!
BELFRY: תודה לאל! אני כל כך דאגתי!
ANTHONY: גברת בלפרי, הם פגעו בפייפר!
BELFRY: מי פגע בפייפר??
BELFRY: זה היה קור?
TAMBERLANE (quietly): ררררר!
BELFRY: אתם עשיתם לה את זה, נכון נבלות?!
BELFRY: והצקתם גם לטמברליין שלי!!
CUR: מה?!
TAMBERLANE (quietly): ררררררר
KIRA: זה לא הוגן!
CUR: כן, היא זו שהציקה לנו!
JONAS: תסתכלי עליה! היא מנסה להרוג אותנו!
TAMBERLANE: אואאראא