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Page 262
Posted on
June 23, 2021
Chapter: Chapter 4
Characters: Anthony, ArtieHattie, Marie, Piper, Tamberlane
Flatted by: Knack Whittle
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Author's Notes:
Piper's storytelling chops are... questionable.
Transcript
PIPER: In a town not far from here lived poor Jackie Fleur.
PIPER: He was a young florist, our Jackie was.
PIPER: And like lots of florists, he was a romantic.
PIPER: He fell utterly in love with his customer, Miss Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, their love was torrid!
PIPER: And passionate!
TAMBERLANE: what's "torrid" mean?
MARIE: i dunno
PIPER: They got married, but as soon as they were, the passion died!
PIPER: And Jackie told Miss Westfield that he didn't love her anymore.
PIPER: And you know what she did?
ANTHONY: She got a divorce?
PIPER: No, she DIED!!!
PIPER: In einer Stadt nicht weit von hier lebte der arme Jackie Fleur.
PIPER: Ein armer Florist war er, der arme Jackie.
PIPER: Und wie so viele Floristen war er romantisch.
PIPER: Er hat sich furchtbar in seine Kundin verliebt, Miss Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, ihre Liebe war heißblütig!
PIPER: Und leidenschaftlich!
TAMBERLANE: kann blut heiß sein?
MARIE: keine ahnung
PIPER: Sie haben geheiratet, aber kaum war die Hochzeit vorbei, war die Leidenschaft tot!
PIPER: Und Jackie sagte Miss Westfield, dass er sie nicht mehr liebte.
PIPER: Und weißt du was sie gemacht hat?
ANTHONY: Sich scheiden lassen?
PIPER: Nein, sie STARB!!!
PIPER: Em uma cidade não muito longe daqui, vivia pobre Jackie Fleur.
PIPER: Ele era um jovem florista, nosso Jackie era.
PIPER: E como muitos floristas, ele era um romântico.
PIPER: Ele se apaixonou completamente por seu cliente, a Senhora Westfield.
PIPER: Oh, o amor deles era tórrido!
PIPER: E apaixonado!
TAMBERLANE: o que "tórrido" significa?
MARIE: sei lá
PIPER: Eles se casaram, mas assim que aconteceu, a paixão morreu!
PIPER: E Jackie contou à Senhora Westfield que ele não amava ela mais.
PIPER: E você sabe o que ela fez?
ANTHONY: Ela se divorciou?
PIPER: Não, ela MORREU!!!
