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September 1, 2021
Chapter: Chapter 4
Characters: Cur, Kira, Jonas, Tamberlane
Flatted by: Knack Whittle
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Ooh, Cur has some life lessons to share with Tamberlane~
Thanks as always to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Kira (Ashley) for their cameos! And thanks to Knack Whittle for flatting!
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits!CUR: What's got your knickers in a twist?
TAMBERLANE: Why did--
TAMBERLANE: Why did you do that?!
JONAS: 'Cuz Piper's a total jerk, that's why.
KIRA: Why are you so mad about it? She's picked on you, too!
TAMBERLANE: Because it's NOT NICE!
TAMBERLANE: Don't hurt creatures, EVER!
KIRA: pfft
CUR: Get a load of the Furless Wonder! "Don't hurt creatures?"
CUR: Grow up. Creatures get hurt every day.
TAMBERLANE: rrrr...
[OUTDATED]
CUR: Was bringt dich denn so auf die Palme?
TAMBERLANE: Wieso hast--
TAMBERLANE: Wieso hast du das getan?!
JONAS: Weil Piper ein riesen Arsch ist, deswegen.
KIRA: Wieso regst du dich so darüber auf? Sie ärgert dich auch ständig!
TAMBERLANE: Weil das NICHT NETT IST!
TAMBERLANE: Tu NIEMALS Kreaturen weh!
CUR: Schaut euch nur das felllose Wundertier an! "Tu niemals Kreaturen weh"?
CUR: Werd Erwachsen. Kreaturen wird jeden Tag wehgetan.
CABOT : Qu'est-ce qui te met dans tous tes états ?
TAMBERLANE : Pourquoi...
TAMBERLANE : Pourquoi as-tu fait ça ?!
JONAS : Parce que Piper est une vrai naze, c'est pour ça.
KIRA : Pourquoi es-tu si en colère à ce sujet ? Elle s'en prend à toi aussi !
TAMBERLANE : Parce que c'est PAS BIEN !
TAMBERLANE : Ne blessez pas les créatures, JAMAIS !
KIRA : pfft
CABOT : Prenez votre dose de la Merveille Sans Fourrure ! "Ne blesse pas les créatures ?"
CABOT : Grandis. Les créatures sont blessées tous les jours.
TAMBERLANE : rrr...
RAFEIRO: Qualé a tua?
TAMBERLANE: Por que você--
TAMBERLANE: Por que você fez isso?!
JONAS: Porque a Piper é uma babacona, por isso.
KIRA: Por que você tá tão brava sobre isso? Ela enche seu saco também!
TAMBERLANE: Porque NÃO É LEGAL!
TAMBERLANE: * Não machuca criaturas, *NUNCA! **
RAFEIRO: Saca só a Prodígio Pelada! Não machuca criaturas?
RAFEIRO: Vê se cresce. Criaturas são machucadas todo dia.
TAMBERLANE: rrrr...