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August 19, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 3
Characters: Belfry, Oakewood, Tamberlane
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Transcript
BELFRY: Here you go. Eat carefully, okay?
OAKEWOOD: hrmmngghrr
[SFX: SLAM!!]
OAKEWOOD: MORE DEAD ENDS!
OAKEWOOD: Three months!
OAKEWOOD: Three months and we still know nearly nothing!
OAKEWOOD: I can't even determine her genus!
OAKEWOOD: I can't even figure out what she eats besides oatmeal and peas!
OAKEWOOD: What happens when peas go out of season?
OAKEWOOD: What then?
BELFRY: Well, then we can just feed her oatmeal.
OAKEWOOD: Belfry, for the last time, I need you to listen [obscured]
OFFSCREEN: Hey.
OAKEWOOD: She [obscured] more than that.
[SFX: siiigh]
OAKEWOOD: Or you can get distracted. That's fine, too.
BELFRY: Hier bitte. Schön aufessen, ja?
OAKEWOOD: hrmmngghrr
[SFX: SLAM!!]
OAKEWOOD: NUR SACKGASSEN!
OAKEWOOD: Drei Monate!
OAKEWOOD: Drei Monate und wir wissen noch immer fast nichts!
OAKEWOOD: Ich kann noch nicht mal ihre Gattung bestimmen!
OAKEWOOD: Ich bekomme nicht mal raus, was sie isst ausser Haferflocken und Erbsen!
OAKEWOOD: Was, wenn die Saison für Erbsen vorbei ist?
OAKEWOOD: Was dann?
BELFRY: Na, dann können wir sie einfach nur mit Haferflocken füttern.
OAKEWOOD: Belfry, zum letzten Mal, du musst mir besser zuhö- [verdeckt]
OFFSCREEN: Hey.
OAKEWOOD: Sie [verdeckt] mehr als nur das.
[SFX: seeeufz]
OAKEWOOD: Oder du kannst dich ablenken lassen. Auch gut.
BELFRY: Aqui. Come com cuidado, tá bem?
OAKEWOOD: hrmmngghrr
[SFX: BLAM!!]
OAKEWOOD: MAIS BECOS SEM SAÍDA!
OAKEWOOD: Três meses!
OAKEWOOD: Três meses e nós não sabemos quase nada!
OAKEWOOD: Eu nem consigo determinar o gênero dela!
OAKEWOOD: Eu nem consigo descobrir o quê ela come além de mingau e ervilhas!
OAKEWOOD: O que vai acontecer quando as ervilhas saírem de temporada?
OAKEWOOD: Então o quê?
BELFRY: Bem, então a gente pode só dar mingau pra ela.
OAKEWOOD: Belfry, pela última vez, eu preciso que você escute [obscurecido]
FORA: Ei.
OAKEWOOD: Ela [obscurecido] mais do quê isso.
[SFX: suspiiiro]
OAKEWOOD: Ou você pode se distrair. Pode ser, também.
