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August 19, 2017
Chapter: Chapter 3
Characters: Belfry, Oakewood, Tamberlane
A. Douglas "FaultBat", Aaron Nauert, Aelius, Aerdan, Akai the smol fox, Allan C Ecker, Allaze-Eroler, BallofFloof, Berwyn, Chaon, Chris, Chuckles, Connery Cateni (ccateni), Cr0-okedGlasses, D'Archangel, Daphne Pfister, DireTaco, Eric Tryon, Fruitso, Fruxalga, GriffinGGamer, Gunny Waffle, Ido Shalev, Jared Dark, Jonas, Julia, KettuTheFox, Kevin McCullough, Kimmers4Ever, Kurtchen, Lady Hatty, Lauren Pierre, Lester D. Crawford, Lightfox Lowell, Lillian Marie Burch, Lizette, Long John, Madiso, Michael "Neon Noble" Nicolosi, Mokabur, Nightshade89, Nolan "Note Worthy" Slover, Patrick Kingsley, Piro202, Preston Moore, Rizer Stake, Ross, Scott Fraser, Shu, Stoker Bramwell, StrayXIII (Wes), Thesequester20, Tim Latshaw, fox3379
But soft! What hey from yonder stage right breaks?
BELFRY: Here you go. Eat carefully, okay?
OAKEWOOD: hrmmngghrr
[SFX: SLAM!!]
OAKEWOOD: MORE DEAD ENDS!
OAKEWOOD: Three months!
OAKEWOOD: Three months and we still know nearly nothing!
OAKEWOOD: I can't even determine her genus!
OAKEWOOD: I can't even figure out what she eats besides oatmeal and peas!
OAKEWOOD: What happens when peas go out of season?
OAKEWOOD: What then?
BELFRY: Well, then we can just feed her oatmeal.
OAKEWOOD: Belfry, for the last time, I need you to listen [obscured]
OFFSCREEN: Hey.
OAKEWOOD: She [obscured] more than that.
[SFX: siiigh]
OAKEWOOD: Or you can get distracted. That's fine, too.
BELFRY: Aqui. Come com cuidado, tá bem?
OAKEWOOD: hrmmngghrr
[SFX: BLAM!!]
OAKEWOOD: MAIS BECOS SEM SAÍDA!
OAKEWOOD: Três meses!
OAKEWOOD: Três meses e nós não sabemos quase nada!
OAKEWOOD: Eu nem consigo determinar o gênero dela!
OAKEWOOD: Eu nem consigo descobrir o quê ela come além de mingau e ervilhas!
OAKEWOOD: O quê acontece quando as ervilhas saem de temposrada?
OAKEWOOD: Então o quê?
BELFRY: Bem, então a gente pode só dar mingau pra ela.
OAKEWOOD: Belfry, pela última vez, eu preciso que você escute [obscurecido]
FORA: Ei.
OAKEWOOD: Ela [obscurecido] mais do quê isso.
[SFX: suspiiiro]
OAKEWOOD: Ou você pode se distrais. Isso serve, também.