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Posted on
February 16, 2022

Chapter: Chapter 4

Characters: Cur, Jonas, Kira, Tamberlane

Tags: Cameo

Flatted by: Knack Whittle

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Author's Notes:

I'm sure it's fine! Right??

Thank you to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Ashley (Kira) for your patron cameos! And thank you to Knack Whittle for flatting this page!


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Transcript

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: On my b-belly?

JONAS: Yup!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: Like a...
JONAS: ...big...
JONAS: ...starfish!
[SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK]

JONAS: My mum...
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: told me...
JONAS: this is how...
JONAS: ...to get off the ice.
[SFX: KKKrKK]

JONAS: Crawl...
JONAS: ...on your belly!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: It's okay. It'll be...
JONAS: okay.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

OFF-SCREEN: JONAS! COME BACK!
JONAS: It'll be okay...
OFF-SCREEN: YOU NEED YOUR INHALER! YOU'RE GONNA 'SFIXIATE!

JONAS: (WHEEZE!)
JONAS: It'll-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[OUTDATED]

SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK
TAMBERLANE: Auf meinen B-bauch?

JONAS: Jup!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Wie ein...
JONAS: ...großer...
JONAS: ...Seestern!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

SFX: keuch
JONAS: Meine Mum...
JONAS: hat mir...
JONAS: gesagt, dass...
JONAS: ...man so vom Eis kommt.
SFX: KKKrKK

JONAS: Kriech...
JONAS: ...auf deinem Bauch!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Alles wird gut. Alles...
JONAS: wird gut.
SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK

ABSEITS: JONAS! KOMM ZURÜCK!
JONAS: Alles wird gut...
SFX: KKKKrRrKKK
ABSEITS: DU BRAUCHST DEINEN INHALATOR! DU ERSTICKST UNS NOCH!!!

SFX: KEUCH!
JONAS: Alles-!
SFX: KRAAAKKK

[SFX : KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE : Sur mon ventre ?

JONAS : Ouais !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : Comme une...
JONAS : ...grosse...
JONAS : ...étoile de mer !
[SFX : KKKKRRRRRKKKK]

JONAS : Ma mère...
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : m'a dit...
JONAS : c'est comme ça qu'on fait...
JONAS : ...pour sortir de la glace.
[SFX : KKKrKK]

JONAS : Rampe...
JONAS : ...sur ton ventre !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : C'est bon. Ce sera...
JONAS : bon.
[SFX : KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

HORS ÉCRAN : JONAS ! REVIENS!
JONAS : Tout ira bien...
HORS ÉCRAN : TU AS BESOIN DE TON INHALATEUR ! TU VAS 'SFIXIER!

JONAS : (RESPIRATION SIFFLANTE !)
JONAS : Ça va- !
[SFX : KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: De barriga pra b-baixo?

JONAS: Aham!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Que nem...
JONAS: ...uma...
JONAS: ...estrela do mar!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK

JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Minha mãe...
JONAS: me disse...
JONAS: que é assim...
JONAS: ...que você sai do gelo.
JONAS: (ofega)

JONAS: Engatinha...
JONAS: ...de barriga pra baixo!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Tudo bem. Vai ficar...
JONAS: tudo bem.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]

FORA: JONAS! VOLTA AQUI!
JONAS: Vai ficar tudo bem...
[SFX: KKKKrRrKKK]
FORA: VOCÊ PRECISA DA SUA BOMBINHA! VOCÊ VAI SFIXIAR!!!

JONAS: (OFEGA!!!)
JONAS: Vai-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]

[SFX: קקקקקקקררררקקק]
TAMBERLANE: על הב-בטן שלי?

JONAS: כן!
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: כמו כוכב...
JONAS: ...ים...
JONAS: ...ענקי!
[SFX: קקקקררררקקקקק]

JONAS: אמא...
JONAS: (נשימה)
JONAS: לימדה אותי...
JONAS: שככה צריך...
JONAS: ...ללכת על הקרח.
[SFX: קקקרקק]

JONAS: לזחול...
JONAS: ...על הבטן!
JOANS: (נשימה)
JONAS: זה בסדר. הכל יהיה...
JONAS: בסדר.
[SFX: קקקקקקרררררקקק]

OFF-SCREEN: ג׳ונאס! תחזור הנה!
JONAS: הכל יהיה בסדר...
OFF-SCREEN: אתה צריך את המשאף! אתה הולך להיחנק!

JONAS: (נשימה!)
JONAS: הכל-!
[SFX: קראאאקקק]

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