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February 16, 2022
Chapter: Chapter 4
Characters: Cur, Jonas, Kira, Tamberlane
Flatted by: Knack Whittle
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I'm sure it's fine! Right??
Thank you to Chaon (Cur), Jonas (Jonas), and Ashley (Kira) for your patron cameos! And thank you to Knack Whittle for flatting this page!
At long last, it's done! The Patreon is comfortably fixed up! Some exciting new benefits:
And many more benefits, which you can read all about
To celebrate, we have a limited-time special offer going! Any patrons signed up at a $25 or higher tier will receive a physical postcard in the mail with a nice message (and maybe possibly a bad joke :3c), and some special art made during my precious new art study time!
So head on over and check out the new benefits![SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: On my b-belly?
JONAS: Yup!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: Like a...
JONAS: ...big...
JONAS: ...starfish!
[SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK]
JONAS: My mum...
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: told me...
JONAS: this is how...
JONAS: ...to get off the ice.
[SFX: KKKrKK]
JONAS: Crawl...
JONAS: ...on your belly!
JONAS: (wheeze)
JONAS: It's okay. It'll be...
JONAS: okay.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]
OFF-SCREEN: JONAS! COME BACK!
JONAS: It'll be okay...
OFF-SCREEN: YOU NEED YOUR INHALER! YOU'RE GONNA 'SFIXIATE!
JONAS: (WHEEZE!)
JONAS: It'll-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]
[OUTDATED]
SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK
TAMBERLANE: Auf meinen B-bauch?
JONAS: Jup!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Wie ein...
JONAS: ...großer...
JONAS: ...Seestern!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Meine Mum...
JONAS: hat mir...
JONAS: gesagt, dass...
JONAS: ...man so vom Eis kommt.
SFX: KKKrKK
JONAS: Kriech...
JONAS: ...auf deinem Bauch!
SFX: keuch
JONAS: Alles wird gut. Alles...
JONAS: wird gut.
SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK
ABSEITS: JONAS! KOMM ZURÜCK!
JONAS: Alles wird gut...
SFX: KKKKrRrKKK
ABSEITS: DU BRAUCHST DEINEN INHALATOR! DU ERSTICKST UNS NOCH!!!
SFX: KEUCH!
JONAS: Alles-!
SFX: KRAAAKKK
[SFX : KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE : Sur mon ventre ?
JONAS : Ouais !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : Comme une...
JONAS : ...grosse...
JONAS : ...étoile de mer !
[SFX : KKKKRRRRRKKKK]
JONAS : Ma mère...
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : m'a dit...
JONAS : c'est comme ça qu'on fait...
JONAS : ...pour sortir de la glace.
[SFX : KKKrKK]
JONAS : Rampe...
JONAS : ...sur ton ventre !
JONAS : (respiration sifflante)
JONAS : C'est bon. Ce sera...
JONAS : bon.
[SFX : KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]
HORS ÉCRAN : JONAS ! REVIENS!
JONAS : Tout ira bien...
HORS ÉCRAN : TU AS BESOIN DE TON INHALATEUR ! TU VAS 'SFIXIER!
JONAS : (RESPIRATION SIFFLANTE !)
JONAS : Ça va- !
[SFX : KRAAAKKK]
[SFX: KKKKKKKRRRRKKK]
TAMBERLANE: De barriga pra b-baixo?
JONAS: Aham!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Que nem...
JONAS: ...uma...
JONAS: ...estrela do mar!
SFX: KKKKRRRRKKKKK
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Minha mãe...
JONAS: me disse...
JONAS: que é assim...
JONAS: ...que você sai do gelo.
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Engatinha...
JONAS: ...de barriga pra baixo!
JONAS: (ofega)
JONAS: Tudo bem. Vai ficar...
JONAS: tudo bem.
[SFX: KKKKKKrrrrrKKK]
FORA: JONAS! VOLTA AQUI!
JONAS: Vai ficar tudo bem...
[SFX: KKKKrRrKKK]
FORA: VOCÊ PRECISA DA SUA BOMBINHA! VOCÊ VAI SFIXIAR!!!
JONAS: (OFEGA!!!)
JONAS: Vai-!
[SFX: KRAAAKKK]