Corgs exeunt stage left.
OAKEWOOD: I just don’t think it has any bearing whatsoever. You’ve got a hammer, and all you see are nails. There is a whole wide world outside our islands. There’s simply no need to believe she’s from Abroad.
TAGG: And I’m sayin’ there is! But you don’t wanna hear me? Fine by me. We’re leaving.
OAKEWOOD: Thanks for the dangerous fear-mongering!
TAGG: Oh Sod off, you nob!
OAKEWOOD: Don’t mind if I do! And get that metal out of your face you disrespecting nitwit!
TAGG: I’ll do what I want!!