Responsibility is overrated.
BADGER-DEER: You know there’s no such thing as ghosts, right?
PIPER: Yeah but there’s gotta be something getting Ainsley all riled up.
PIPER: And we’re going to CATCH it, and get RICH and FAMOUS!
BADGER-DEER: Whatever. I’m going to school.
PIPER: What’s the matter, Briar? Chicken?
BRIAR: No, I’m responsible.
ANTHONY: Piper, can’t we just go to school?